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sempiternalink:

I can’t believe drawing a black line across my eyelids makes me feel 10x prettier.

fashionmia1:

black skirt ~

edlirai:

i think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me

nourisnotcreative:

louis-and-his-lostboy:

And here we have Louis and Liam from One Direction with some of the children in need of your money.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

tunnnelsnakesrule:

zombieinmybutt:

tunnnelsnakesrule:

jesscats:

josh hutcherson’s parents are probably called josh hutcherdad and josh hutchermom

actually their names are chris hutcherson and michelle hutcherson

So tell me, 

When did you graduate from Killjoke University?

2004 i was valedictorian 

drunktrophywife:

If you don’t think I’m cute that’s your problem not mine

kellinquinnsbuttblog:

dicknerd:

*throws a chicken nugget at your window* why don’t you like me

*opens window* can u throw another

solitaryexistance:

najmani:

5headprincess:

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princessdanya:

masterofallvillainy:

Technically speaking there is a lot of food in this house. However, none of it is sweet and none of it is microwaveable. Therefore, there is no food in this house.

OMG this explains my whole life finally

laughingnancy:

“I CANT BREATHE” i typed as i breathed 

jaimepreciadorable:

[AGGRESSIVELY TRIES TO SING LEAD VOCALS AND BACK UP VOCALS AT THE SAME TIME]

reckless-emotions:

gaylucifer:

Sometimes I forget that people on the Internet are actually real people. Like the guy scanning your bananas at Walmart could be the guy who sends you anon hate.

damn you banana man

thetruthboutmylies:

is0lated-system:

littlemisspartyhardy:

sunpeach:

okay does anyone else find it kind of strange that dove makes chocolate and body soap

magnum makes condoms and popsicles lol

Bic makes lighters and school supplies

Yamaha makes motorbikes and pianos

I make you sad and sexually frustrated

nourisnotcreative:

I wish I could tell you this was a dissertation providing the resolution for worldwide peace, but it is not.
I wish I could tell you I understood why the murder and carnage of innocent populations has become acceptable in our society.
I wish I could tell you why we no longer flinch at the sight…